china, 2500 years ago:
guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water
guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..
leaves.
pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive
just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry
sloth and pride make Bottoming
vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel
HOLY SHIT U PUT IT IN WORDS
“Oh, I love books - I read all the time!” I say even though I’ve literally only read fanfiction the last couple of years, what even are books anymore
Teenager 2000 : I love you
Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck youteenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread
Teenager in 3015: blork glork (he talkin to some alien hoes)
teach men that it’s okay to wear chapstick and crusty lips ain’t cute