miracu-less:

melonmemes:

The spirit of a Generation

You’ve gone too far.

heartgf:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

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yeeeem:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive

just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry

sloth and pride make Bottoming

dateamonster:

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

chuanfakitty:

avoidantcactus:

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

HOLY SHIT U PUT IT IN WORDS

phansy-meeting-you-here:

“Oh, I love books - I read all the time!” I say even though I’ve literally only read fanfiction the last couple of years, what even are books anymore

juelzsantanabandana:

skingrit:

gekidnappt:

Teenager 2000 : I love you
Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

Teenager in 3015: blork glork (he talkin to some alien hoes)

doot:

zeathen:

End my suffering.

‘tis wild

dovelani:

teach men that it’s okay to wear chapstick and crusty lips ain’t cute